How to get back with your ex.

Thing is, you shouldn't....but just in case🌚.

Like you read above, you shouldn't. Not for anything. Not for cash or transfer, not for desperation or low self-esteem. You really shouldn't do that to yourself.

I know you already know this, but you're stubborn, and you need to do this for character building. After all, how much are tears that you can't cry them? How hard could it be to go crazy every three days out of worry and pain over a guy who doesn't think you're enough for him?

So I'm here to help you. If you decide to go down that rocky road, the least I can do is hold your hand and help you cry comfortably when you eventually fall.

Rholla is very prettyyy you guysss🥹

The first thing you need to do is look in your closet, wear the sluttiest dress you have, and take yourself on a date. Just have fun that one day and buy enough alcohol on your way back home. When you get home, I need you to go through your phone and remind yourself of the terrible things he did to you while sipping—or even chugging—your alcohol.

This should be enough to discourage you, but if it isn't, I have more.

Next, you should remember all the beautiful memories you both shared. Watch the videos like fifteen times each and see how happy you were. Now consider this: if such an evil man could make you feel that happy, how much more the one who was specially made to love you?

Still not getting it?

Now you go back to him(olodo🌚😒).

Forgive him and tell him you've forgiven him. Text him every day, reply promptly, and get love-bombed for 2–3 months. When he starts reminding you of the reason you left in the first place, it's your time to strike. Naturally, you should have lost some feelings by now, so you won’t feel the pain as much. You know this dude. You know what he likes and hates. You know his weaknesses and strengths—so it’s your time to shine.

Hurt him! Repeat after me: hurt him! Hurt him and ensure he knows that you are hurting him. Hurt him in ways you know he won't survive with his full health. Then, you go in with my bestie—gaslighting. Gaslight the hell out of that idiot. Ensure you're completely blameless and have no hand in his pain whenever a third party hears about it. Continually profess love and tell him that you never want to end this.

It might hurt—in fact, it will—but remember that Jesus didn’t die for you to be under the mercy of Satan’s offspring.

Lastly, on the day he decides to come clean and apologize for all his wrongs, accept his apology with a heart full of love and break up with him before 24 hours pass.

Listen to Last Last by Burna Boy.

This time, don’t go back, you love-stricken fool (Ruth Abokoku).

Block him everywhere possible—and his friends too. Steer clear of places you both might cross paths until you no longer feel anything for him.

And when you finally don’t, go out and live life as an experienced person. Love again, because love is sweet, to be honest—but don’t forget to always stand close to the door. Leave when it’s too hot to stay. You’re a spec, not a sufferhead, abeg🌚.

You're welcome🫶🏾(this works for both genders)

See you next week😚💕